Corrupt Regulator Chronicles 2011

These are the 2011 episodes of The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles with trailers the full thing can be seen on our youtube channel or Psychomantis108's or Swift Frostsaber's channels.

Redemption

Redemption was the first recorded campaign of The Corrupt Regulators, taking place between Blood Harvest and The Sacrifice.

The campaign takes The Hanged Man (as Louis), Drew Lectre (as Bill) and Swift Frostsaber (as Francis) through an abandoned military base where they uncover all sorts of secrets and discoveries.

will The Hanged Man find Happiness?
will Frostsabre find that epic gun he has always sought for?
does anyone give a shit? NO! but please try to watch anyway.

The Sacrifice

The end of the road is only the beginning as The Hanged Man, Swift Frostsaber and Tiff arrive in a hell hole worse than they left they prepare for destiny...

Trailer 1

Trailer 2

Left 4 Cake

Join Swift Frostsaber, The Hanged Man and Jamunition in Appeture Science's new infected hazard course!

Forced to fight their way through the test chambers the 3 must set aside their differences in order to escape.

Trailer 1

Trailer 2

Crash Bandicoot Course

The Hanged Man and Swift Frostsaber make a trip across 90's gaming but it's a lot more deadly than they remember...

Trailer

One 4 Nine

Join The Hanged Man and Jamunition in One 4 Nine where the two uncover an old military base and it's dark secrets...

The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles

Welcome to The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles youtube series here you can view all the videos in 1 place! :D

2011


2012

The diary of little patience...

Dec 05 2161: They threw me out of the vault today I don't know why because I skipped the cutscene... when I press "P" I get a postit that says I have 150 days left to get a "water chip" don't know where to look for one...

Dec 06 2161: After a while I found out how to move... who would have guessed that I needed to point and click? I bumped into a rat and tried to kill it with my bare hands. I wish I had a gun...

Dec 07 2161: I finally got out of that shitty cave! Wait... a map screen? er...

Dec 20 2161: I clicked around and finally found a settlement called "Shady sands" I'll find a "water chip" somewhere.

Dec 20 2161: I punched the gate guard in the face and lost 40 HP while I had to run away...

Dec 29 2161: I finally found "Vault 15" but it's just a crappy shack...

Jan 01 2162: I found out (while clicking aimlessly) that there is hole with a ladder in the crappy shack...

Jan 04 2161: I'm getting somewhere blood rats though... found a cave

Jan 05 2161: Hey there is the vault! 15 it is! Ok now I just got to find the chip!

Jan 05 2161: Aww crap I can't get down the elevator shaft!

Jan 06 2161: I've spent 31 of my 150 days looking for this god damn chip! The only way down is lost! This game is broken!

Jan 10 2161: I've come back to shady sands and they are STILL shooting at me!

Jan 10 2161: I'm travelling south... I only have 5 health...

Jan 26 2161: I found a place called Junktown... but I can't get in because it's nigt time!

Jan 27 2161: Hey I have a gun after all! It was in my inventory! That thing with INV on it! Those assholes let me in told me to put my gun away, when I wouldn't they shot at me so I ran away again :(

Feb 6 2161: This game is crap  I can't find anything so I'm just going to go back to playing COD!

Feb 7 2161: I found "the hub" today I put my gun away and went in this city is quite big... graphics are crappy though...

Feb 10 2161: I gave away all my fucking equipment! SHIT to a merchant! I gave him all my stuff and he didn't give me any caps.

Feb 12 2161: Jesus! I just found ot that their is more than 1 area in the Hubb! God this game is too big!

Feb 13 2161:  I met a mutant named Harold I punched him in the face now I'm being attacked... I didn't get any loot off him...

Feb 14 2161: I found the exit of this shit hole!

Feb 25 2161: I found a place named Necropolis I KNOW this place doesn't have the chip...

Feb 25 2161: I found out that they have god damn zombies here!

Feb 26 2161: Damn I wish I had a gun to take these zombies on.

Feb 27 2161: I went into the sewer and found a bunch of zombies that talked to me... I killed them all... barely.

Feb 28 2161: The player died after getting their ankles nibbled by a rat in the sewer... now that they have failed their 28th play through they are just going to trade the game in...

Links

The Corrupt Regulators (A group that was founded around March 2011, here you can find all sorts of awesome articles and other fun stuff.) - http://cregulators.blogspot.com/
Youtube account (To see us playing left 4 dead and Flight form and The hanged Man did commontaries on "shitty games" for a while) www.youtube.com/user/thecorruptregulators
We also have our own forum http://thecorruptregulators.createmybb3.com

Members
The Hanged Man (The Sten and drunken old grump of the group)
youtube - (Gmod videos, A fallout walk through and some of the corrupt regulator chronicles back ups what can you find there that is good?) www.youtube.com/user/psychomantis108
Blogspot - www.thehangedmanatthegallows.blogspot.com a site of The Hanged Man's domain here you can find a number of things that resemble "I hate monday's" level of maturity.

Jamunition (The ammo precurement specialist)
youtube (Content changes every few months right now he has an awesome stop motion) - www.youtube.com/user/jamunition

Tiff (Owner of the slaver's guild)
youtube (Contains an awesome playthrough of "Bard's tale" for the PS2 as well as a number of other playthroughs) - www.youtube.com/bitchofireland

Swift Flight Form (AKA Frost saber) (Doorstop/Crashes the van/ town drunk)
youtube (an alternative view to Corrupt Regulator Chronicles Redemption and a Portal 2 solution to Wheatley's test Chamber... 19? or was it 16? 18? 21?) - www.youtube.com/user/swiftfrostsaber


Ex members:

Drew Lectre (Former Group captain who supplied witty one liners and drunken banter)
youtube(s) Drew has a number of youtube accounts so I'll link them all
1. This one contains music videos and left 4 dead trailers as well as the ever so awesome Gman... Hitler... Indian... whoever he is. ;) http://www.youtube.com/user/Leerooi
2. This one contains youtube poops and stuff http://www.youtube.com/user/DrewLeybourn )

Krambo (The guy who used to get shit done)
Youtube - Krambo's youtube has quite an awesome selection of things really it's difficult to pin it to just one http://www.youtube.com/user/sammy1233214 see for yourself)

Reference page

Spotted something on the site and thought "hmm I've seen or heard of that before"?

Here is a list of references for you to hunt or check up on.

Cregulator humour page:

Left 4 Dead:

Survivors from hell:

The Speed runner story's intro is a reference to the Speed racer TV show.

"To heal or not to heal" is a reference to the famous quote from Hamlet.

Quotes of the inexperienced:

17. "Oh look it's Santa’s grotto" was a quote from the internet comic, video adaptation Edd Egg the quote was from the episode Missal toe and mine.

27. This was a reference to a ridiculous sever out there in which players can fly the noise it makes is similar to that of flatulence.

41. Is a reference to Einstein’s definition of insanity "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results."

57. Ndubz are a crap band if you haven't heard of them you are lucky.

59. The Crocodile and the child dilemma is a puzzle where a crocodile kidnaps a child and will only give the child back if the father predicts correctly what will become of the child correctly the Crocodile will return the child unharmed however if he gets it wrong the Crocodile will keep the child. There is a paradox, however, in this puzzle if the father predicts that the child won't be set free and he is correct then the crocodile cannot release the child because if he does the fathers prediction would be incorrect. (this also works the other way around)
For more information on this subject see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_Dilemma.

Fallout:
The quote "crap humour crap humour never changes" is a reference to the Fallout tagline "War... war never changes."
Idle thoughts while playing Fallout: 20. Is both in references the Marcus from Fallout new Vegas and The Unwashed Villagers (a Fallout community). Marcus when asked by the Courier about his past will mention a tribal (the Chosen one) and says that he is sure that everything is fine. In Fallout 2, The Chosen one could encounter the unwashed villagers hunting a spammer and aid them if he wished. This kind of mixed the 2 together.

I hate Mondays:

Bus stop zombies:

The quote "When the bus is full the dumb will walk the earth" is a reference to the dawn of the dead quote "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth."

The term 'Shufflers' was in reference to Fallout where 'Shufflers', 'Zombie' or 'Brain eater' are racist terms to call ghouls.

Doomsday theories:
The quote " Look I don't care if you have ignored everything I have said for the past year or so... hear me now... and believe. This Illuminati and their huge following are NOT real... WAKE UP children!" is a reference to Three Dog from Fallout 3 who makes an announcement similar to this about the Enclave.

Idle thoughts while playing Fallout

Note: These are references to ALL the games the old and new so older Fallout fans won't get the Fallout 3 references if you haven't played the game and same goes for Fallout 3 fans who haven't played Fallout 1 or 2.

1. Does Gizmo ever get out of that chair?
2. The lone wanderer: The Chosen one had his highway man... I think I could make a rad racer work.
3. I must have a real soft skull, I've shot plent of people in the head and they don't die immedietley
4. What did I do or say to Ian to make him keep shooting me like that?!
5. More metro tunnels... you would have thought after 200 years they would have shifted all this crap by now.
6. Ah lone surviving dog? I've heard this one before...
7. The Lone wanderer/Courier: why can't I get married?
8. How come my gun goes from being fine one minute to totally destroyed the next?
9. A city of ghouls? Tell me I don't have to kick the Super Mutants out the water shed this time!
10. I should get a check up at the clinic... all this sewer running is so un-couth.
11. I have an Intelligence of 10! Why didn't I get myself a real job?
12. The chosen one: When DID the pip boy 3000 come out? How come I didn't get one?
13. Harold we got to stop meeting like this... people will start to talk.
14. I disarmed the bomb that threatened this piece of shit town why won't you guys talk to me!
15. Hey... why didn't I take a list of Vault locations with me when I went out to look for a water chip?
16. On that topic why didn't those dumb sods make a backup copy of the chip!?
17. Oh god I took a wrong turn I'm in Necropolis... don't make eye contact.
18. How come a guard with a bigass gun can't kill a couple of rad scorpions but I can with my bare hands?!
19. How come there aren't big stocks piles of ammo around like in Left 4 Dead?
20. The Chosen one (in 2281): I wonder what happened to those Villagers I encountered? I bet everything turned out alright. ;)
21. Wait... I left a minigun with Marcus back in 2241! What ever happened to it?!
22. Damn this shop doesn't serv mutants sorry Fawkes...
23. No dogs allowed except guide dogs? BULLSHIT!
24. You know after I let this dog follow me around bad things have been happening...
25. What was in vault 108? Was it the one with 999 women and one man!? *opens door* No... it was the one with all the stupid clones in, some day...
26. I'm so glad there is no thing as insurance these days...or I would go poor from running over that ghoul.
27. Why couldn't the overseer give me a minigun? How am I supposed to find the water chip with this crappy pistol!
28. Oh no my clothes have just suddenly deteriorated!
29. Hey Darkwater didn't need my damn help!
30. I hate walking...
31. What's stopping me from fast traveling away from the Temple of the union?
32. OH NO! Nuka Lurks!
33. The Lone Wanderer: why does everything seem... so inconsistant?
34.

Rules of posting

Rules of posting

First off I would like to announce that I hate rules... but these are more common sense than rules.

I don't think anything here will hinder your creativity and from what I know of this groups current members non of us so far will break any of these but if we get more members it's better to be prepared. After all this is a community site creativity is welcome and so is zany humour!

But somethings are just going too far... remember we are NOT 4chan...

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and lastly...

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