The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles 2012

These are the 2012 episodes of the "Corrupt Regulator Chronicles" with trailers the full thing can be seen here. 

Left 4 SGC

This campaign features The Hanged Man as Zoey, Shishkebab and Evilghost108 both make their first appearance as Francis/Bill and Louis.

"The song has ended, but the story must always continue..."

After the events at the Sacrifice bridge, The Hanged Man was resurrected thanks to a device labelled "Deus Ex Machina" which resurrected him. 

Now he, Ghost and a bot (and Shish I suppose...) must escape the droning Spanish guy on the radio and go on an adventure which is truly out of this world!

                                                                         Trailer 

Payload Hoodoo

Join the Hanged Engineer, EvilMedic108 and Jamunition... the sniper... To celibate the new "man vs machine" update the corrupt set up a TF2 themed game, now... robots are the least of their troubles.

Feature (no trailer was made)

 

Yama

Join The Hanged Man and ShishkebabJS as they are teleported to Japan in the hope that it's better there. As always they were wrong and now they are stuck in a foreign country with the hordes of hell decending uppon them.

 

Trailer

Resident Evil:Outbreak file 1

Join The Hanged Man, ShishkebabJS and The Collector108 (Evilghost108)
Beginning a new story arch based around the left 4 dead 2 survivors, the corrupt regulators find themselves trapped in Raccoon city. The 3 of them must put aside their differences and find a haven that they can call home.

Trailer

User titles

Those who are active members of The Corrupt will recieve the following user titles depending on how much they contribute. You can earn these titles by... Posting on the Corrupt Forum or using the Xfire forum, Uploading content to the site/youtube or being an active member who contributes.

Note: You only need to do 1 of the requirements to advance in rank. Remember: These titles are for fun so achievement boosting will be extremely frowned upon and will result in a ban...

Jockey Saddle

Welcome newbie! Now that the official welcome is over, put this Jockey on your back while our more grizzled Veteran users use it as target practice!

Profligate

Well, you sure got that monkey off your back! Now you have new duties of picking up gascans and hauling ass to fill up whatever we need you to fill up! JUST REMEMBER TO NOT TO SET ANY OF THEM ON FIRE!

Survivor

You have proven your dedication to not having your head chopped off. But you will have to do better than survive to succeed in this world... you must THRIVE!

Wastelander

You've got balls as big as bulls, but being big balled isn't going to be enough to thrive! No sir! You will have noticed that there aren't as many wastelanders as there were survivors? That's because those survivors who didn't become wastelanders... are now dead! Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you... who knows maybe you will find an unopened Twinkie.

Namvet

Well you have proven to be a badass... even if that's because your buddies have all died of old age in the time that it took to get you here... You are now able to talk about the good old days where you could beat things to a bloody pulp without the EU interviening. But, there is still more for you to do...

Regulator

Description: Ah, you've made it to regulator... a lawman beyond the law! Old people and snot nosed kids are told to look up to you and trust you... what a perfect time to take... profitable advantage eh? Until you do you will never be Corrupt...

Corrupt Regulator

Well, you made it son! Congratulations! Now you may wear our emblem with shame like the rest of us do. Go out there and know that you have served us to the point of greatness! Now go out and bask in your glory!

BASK I SAY!

 

Corrupt Prophet

You are a preacher of all things Corrupt! Congrats! Now get out there and spread the word!

 

Corrupt Governor

"A politician is a man/woman who can speak for hours, but never actually say anything." Well that's you, get to work pissing off your constituents and execute the ones that make too much of a fuss. 

 

Corrupt Hero

You are a hero amongst our little community! For your contributions (beyond that of the average user) you have been recognised to have your name put as a defender of our cause! (whatever it is...) You are now a great friend of our people!

Corrupt Legend

You are stuff of legend, due to your hard work toward being an outstanding member of the community! You will be forever recorded as such on the wall of heroes! (Also known as the little chef rest room) Breathe a sigh of proud relief... you sir, Have earned it!

One Man Cheese Burger Apocalypse!

ALL HAIL THEE! ALL HAIL THEE OF GODLIKE STATUS! 

LORD AND MASTER OF THE CHEESE BURGER!

With this rank you are entitled to one virgin sacrifice a week!

 

 

Livid Dead

YOU ARE DEAD!

You have your reputation points in the bag sure... but it doesn't matter now that you are a lifeless corpse! Wait... do dead people normally walk around? Are they always as peeved as you? Oh no... you're LIVID DEAD!

Lurker

Well you're not completely dead... but you may as well be you just lie there... motionless waiting for folks to come near you so you can jump up and bite their hands off. You lazy zombie!

 

Walker

Well you finally got up off of your lazy ass and gone looking for human flesh to eat... Good for you! But you will have to stand out from the rest of the walkers in order to do well...

 

Ghoul

Well you've got some of your humanity back... but you still look like The Hanged Man and smell like arse! Get out there and stick more people's skin on your face! MORE SKIN NEED MORE SKIIIN!

Roamer

Well... back to walking around the wasteland in search of treasure and brains to eat. Still you're doing good! You haven't been shot in the head yet.

 

Glowing one

 

Wow! You're possitivley... glowing! At least you won't need a flashlight anymore... even if that is because you're full of radiation.

 

Reaver

 

You're well feared amongst zombies and humans alike! Well done now EVERYONE hates you! Except us of course... The Corrupt Still love you.

 

Back amongst the living

 

You're one lucky git you know that? Few people if any get the chance to dance on their own grave... might as well take advantage of the situation huh?

 

Corrupt Myth

After overcoming death (and undeath) itself, some don't believe that you exist... but we know better than that don't we?

 

 

Others:

These can only be achieved through certain requirements, some of them may only applicable to one person...

Guardian of forever

Requirements: Users can only bear this title if they have been chosen by our forum's resident Sex1Sn1per. Guardians are just weaker than mods in powers, but get an awesome title!

Description: You have done a great service to our forum! This has caught the eye of our resident guardian who has recruited you for her cause!

Note: Admins are not able to give people this title and it only truly applies on the corrupt forum... Anyone who is a founder or corrupt hero has surpassed this...

Corrupt Founder

Requirements: To be one of 6 people who founded the group.

Description: You are a Corrupt founder! In fact... why are you reading this you are the ones that bloody wrote all this shit out! Oh well just in case your forgot... You were the one that joined (or created) the Steam group in March 2011 and began this mad tale! You are a well respected member of the group and you have the most authority! Just remember not to abuse it...

Note: Only 6 people can have this title (and they all have it). Meaning there can be no more Corrupt Founders... The existing ones are The Hanged Man, Swift Frostsaber/FlightForm/Froststep, Jamunition, Phantasmagoria

and formally Krambo and Drew.

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here are various banners we have used over the years.

Here is The Hanged Man's great kill count! :D

Dear Esther (2008)

Dear Esther

"I have run out of places to climb, I will abandon this body and take to the air, We will leave twin vapour trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks, I am the aerial, In my passing, I will send news to each and every star."

Its odd going into the library of mods online, you see the difference between mods and games is that a modder can make brilliance with limited resources or utter shit either way it's free so you tend not to care. A game, however, costs money and THAT is when you do care, whether you will enjoy it or not.

Dear Esther is a unique mod for the source engine which takes control of a nameless protagonist referred to as "The Narrorator." The experience takes place on an island off the coast of Britain and focuses on the journey of the Narrorator as he explores this island and shares his thoughts with the player.

I don't think I can tell you any more than that, the premise itself is sort of lost in the experience and YOU have to play it to find it. That doesn't mean all the answers are going to be thrown at you, however, as there a forums full of people who are currently discussing the experience and what it all means right now.

Dear Esther is more like an interactive story; although you don't really interact with anything you walk through this island and explore it deeper and deeper. For me this was like a voice, but not one I could place repeatedly calling my inner desires telling me to explore deeper. The first time you go through this you will not have a clue what is ahead and what secrets are kept in the island.

What I find most intriguing about Dear Esther is the way that the experience works, it's different in the mod to the game and the mod manages to make you feel lonely and isolated. The game fills the island with more detailed scenery which I'm pretty sure doesn't have the same effect. I say this because I have only played the mod, but from what I've watched online of the game itself the mod and game are suprisinngly similar.

By now you have probably noticed that I have referred to it as an "experience" rather than a "game". That's because Dear Esther shows a unique new initiative in which you aren't required to do anything, but walk forward. This makes the whole thing somewhat short, now before you say "if there is no challenge it cannot be a game" first of all you obviously haven't played any of the Call of Duty games and second Dear Esther doesn't really claim to be a "game" or at least not challenging or any other criticisms people throw at it.

Now before you say "You like it (although I haven't established that yet) and you are denying any criticism towards the game!" This is simply not true, the point I wish to get across is that yes Dear Esther isn't what you would call a game in a regular sense it's more like the crossover between a film and a book. It allows you to go at your own pace like a book and look over the careful scenery, but also you cannot control what happens like a film. This is what makes it somewhat interesting, the idea that you aren't able to defy the game (without it being a rail shooter of course). This isn't what every gamer wants either because they are a well read intellect who reads stories which are better than this every night, or they are impatient call of dutards that have to see something explode every 2 minutes in order to call it a "game" *cough* BLACK OPS *cough* either way both of these people are going to have their own definition of what a "game" is and no one's definition is going to be the same.

This is why this is difficult to recommend.

I personally bloody loved this experience, but I don't think everyone in the world will. I can imagine people saying it's too complicated (which has been said on forums) or it's boring or it's not really a game. But I unlike some am NOT one of those fools who thinks that playing a game which utters a word with more than 3 syllables in it makes me an intellect because that is preposterous. However, I will say that you must have some understanding of the English language to play this. Once again I'm not on the "I'm a brilliant intellectual who wears big glasses (which are just a pair of empty frames) and charge people a fortune to live in my shitty council estate!" group, but I agree that it is going to be difficult to understand for people who don't follow metaphors.

Now before people say "you're directing that to everyone who didn't like it." Like some people have said that's not true either. You see I have my own criticisms about this too and you can really only go in blind into something like this. If you try it and don't like it you shouldn't be shot down for it, I know how some people must feel after spending £10 (or nothing if they got the source mod) for something they do not like.

I got Viewtiful Joe back when it was only 6 months old for £10 and after completing the first level I had a sudden realisation that scared me. I realised that during the time that I spent playing this, I could have invested in a hobby like painting, swimming or self harming and quit the game and threw the console with the game inside it out of the window. Now personally I can't fault anyone for liking that game, but I hated it and feel even now like I wasted £10 which I want back. So I can sympathise with people who have bought this game for £10 and found it to be not their ideal game.

Now before anyone says "hold on, isn't this reviewing the 2008 mod?" "Why didn't you pay for the full game?" "Why did you tell me there were naked women on this page?" I lack the funds to get a credit card and therefore can only review what I got, but from what I've seen of the mod and the game there is little difference, other than the obvious differences like graphics.

As I said before I got off track there, I do have some criticisms about this game, for a start there is the fact that it isn't really a game as I have already established. Also I have found myself getting stuck in the map at times and having to use Noclip to get myself out. Another problem I've had with it is the voice over talking over itself if I walk too far ahead. This cannot always be helped, but it can kill the atmosphere that the game works so hard to create and it's replayable, but you can only really experience it once even if the haunting feeling lasts for days.

So would I recommend this? Yes, but to who? That's a tough question, but I think I can help you out...

Look to your left (or right if you are a smart arse) and look at your games collection, what do you see? If you see CoD, battlefield 3, Turok, Haze and any other high paced action game and you thoroughly enjoy these kinds of games and hammer the buttons on the controller to skip the cut scenes, and then you probably will not like this as a game. If you have a copy of ICO on a pedestal with candles around it covered in incense then you are likely to bloody love it.

If you are truly unsure and own Half Life 2 for PC get the mod before buying the game (like what I did) and see if you like it. If you really loved it then the game version is obviously right up your street and if not... wait why am I telling what to do if you don't like it? I'm not a bloody life coach!

Review: Sniper Elite V2 (Demo) by The Hanged Man

Well anyone one  on Steam who actually made the mistake of adding people to their friends list, has most likely had a bombardment of suggestions, for them to get this game's demo.

Sniper elite does exactly what it says on the tin in the fact that
A. You are a sniper and...
B. You are (supposedly) Elite

You are so elite infact that you have rushed ahead of the rest of the British army! Or at least that is the only logical conclusion I can think of to explain the lack of allied troopers in this game. It's as if they developers honestly believe that there was only 1 super soldier on the british side and it was Hitler who quickly wrote in his diary in his darkest hour, that it was an army, rather than admit that he was over thrown by 1 guy...

I then came to the conclusion that you play as Jimmy Mcperson the unknown war hero only described in history exams from students who don't read books.

Anyway back to the point...

The game focuses on you, a lone sniper who must take out the entire German army in world war 2 IE: 5 guys effectivley in a pretty world war 2 environment. This is my main problem with this game, it focuses too much on being pretty when it is infact not much more than a sniper simulator. Remember in Metal Gear Solid (the original) where you had those VR training sessions? Where you played on tiles made out of ones and zeros and had to dispatch diamonds? Well that is honestly how this game feels.

It tries to be somewhat realistic but with no (or very little) atmosphere it doesn't achieve this, which would be sad if it wasn't madening at how much it makes the fecking game lag! I amazingly cannot get this game to run smoothly on quality higher than medium. Now I'm running this on a PC which can pretty much run Fallout: New Vegas on full graphics (if that gives you an idea about it's specs.)

This doesn't feel much different than New Vegas and it still lags out on most PCs that weren't developed by Nasa. This wouldn't be a big deal, however, if the game wasn't what it was a small bargain bin Steam game, but it is and so it should be able to run on any PC owned by a ten year old who doesn't check the specs of a game before buying it.

So as for gameplay itself? It mainly consists of shooting enemies with a sniper (who would have guessed?) Although to achieve this you must master your heart (daww) beat (oh) or your crosshair will be flailing all over the place like George Michael's cock infront of a police officer.

The game rewards you for well placed shots, however, with a bullet time kill cam where it either just shows the bullet penetrate your victim or shows you damage done to internal organs. This makes being accurate slightly more enjoyable (If you are a sick far right wing gun nut who is stroking a shotgun while playing and humming his national anthem).

My main complaint about this is that it only works on headshots (few) and chest shots which makes it so you've seen everything by your third kill. I kind of like doing this when you can shoot an injured Nazi who is being slung over his mates shoulder and is being carried off, (it's ok they're Nazis so they aren't people like us).

Anywho I shot through the injured guys head and shot the other guy through the back! Although, this is great and all I cannot help, but feel that they could make normal kills more sexy? Imagine if everytime you shot an enemy in the knee, he fell to the floor screaming about how his career as a soldier was over and how he will now have to become a guard in Whiterun (ok that old joke isn't and never was funny). The point is this, this kill cam is somewhat exciting at first, but you can only guess that this is going to get old later on in the games life.

The main reason for this feature, however, is simply this: If they didn't do this then everyone would just use a Tommy Gun and storm the enemy (missing out on sniper points, but who even cares? We aren't on Atari) Not only is the Tommy gun more accurate but it's fully automatic.

My main problem with the sniper rifle is half the hits don't count. For basic "Oh look an enemy!" (Points gun) *bang* kind of shooting, it's not bad, nor is it bad aiming at an enemy who is just stood in no man's land picking his nose.

No I tend to struggle when I start actually thinking (thinking with portals if you like...) For example when I see a guard stood behind a car, but I can blatently see his feet sticking out from underneath it. I'm obviously going to aim at the feet, but, you see the problem here is the car is rendered to be a square block! Causing you to miss and I'm not even going to start on the ammount of times, where I shot an enemy 2 times in the chest and neither of the shots counted...

This game feels like 1 of both and it's hard for me to decide, is it...

A. A bargain bin game that tries too hard?

B. A blockbuster game that doesn't try enough?

And this is the conflict that I think of while playing this game, it's not bad for killing time, but it won't be memorable next week. It isn't a bad game per say as it starts off satisfying enough, but this is one where I would suggest getting it either just as a demo or maybe buying it if you spot it under £20 (or £10).

Reviews

Played a game and want to share or know how good/bad it is?
Just make a new blog page and write your review and link it on this page below.

The Darkness II by The Hanged Man
Sniper Elite V2 (Demo) by The Hanged Man
Dear Esther (2008) by The Hanged Man

Review of The Darkness II by The Hanged Man

Disclaimer: What is said here is the opinion of one individual and isn't fact or the opinion of the whole group, this review was based on the playstation 3 version of The Darkness II so it's possible that some things in the graphics, gameplay, ETC may not apply to the Xbox 360 version or the PC.)

Sum up

The Darkness II is a mix of the comic book super hero and mafia crime genre, the game allows you to "take care of business" but with a demonic force to back you up!

Story

This game takes place 2 years after the events of the original game when our protagonist Jackie Estacardo is betrayed by his uncle Paulie who tries to kill him on his 21st birthday but something else happens that night...

For the first time ever Jackie notices something dark and powerful stir within him and soon enough it emerges as a two headed demon known only as "The Darkness." Jackie at first uses the Darkness' power to get revenge on his uncle up until he pays the price for using it's power when he loses the only light in his life his girlfriend Jenny.

From this moment on Jackie cares about nothing else but revenge and through this drive of vengeance he masters the darkness and avenges Jennie at the near cost of his soul.

Jackie since has been keeping the Darkness in check and for two years refuses to use it's power, up until he is attacked by an unusually organised cult. Jackie is once again forced to turn to the Darkness and use it's power to destroy his new found enemies... The Brotherhood.

Gameplay

The story in this game is never dull for a moment although you do have to get information and return home at the end of missions these tranquil moments quickly pass as most people will be eager to get back to the action the game doesn't force you to stay at home longer than necessary.

Although the story isn't as long as the original and in my view not as well written it is still satisfying and is still a great experience going deeper into the mind of Jackie and bringing back all your favourite characters and introducing new ones.

The game cuts back on side quests which filled the original and there are only a few acts, 3 I think which will reduce playing time massively compared to the original. The game was incredibly short in comparison and I did it on a Sunday afternoon in about 7 hours or so (with a lot of dicking around).

There are a few mini games involved nothing as exciting as that crazy old lady that threw coins on the track and told you to pick them up before you got hit by a train, but still a number of games that involve killing pigeons in creative and evasive manors.

The problem is these mini games don't feel like they are worth wasting your time on as you don't get much of an award for doing them (Other than approval from Shale), I'm sure you get an achievement or something for doing some of them or maybe if you do them all but I don't care about achievements.

There are many violent and horrific moments that made the original what it is, it also keeps up with the tradition of making the player an unstoppable nightmarish force of destruction and boy is it satisfying. You can use a number of unlock able Darkness powers and you even get your own minion (who I refer to as Wheatley after Portal 2 because he's English) as well as duel wielding of a wide range of fire arms. The only problem is that I am unstoppable I only died a few times and none of these deaths were from damage one was from fall damage and a few others were story events which I didn't react fast enough to, but other than that this game was so easy on normal I would imagine that easy is a walk in the park.

Graphics

This is one of the things the game is sadly lacking on, I appreciate that they have tried to make it into a comic book style of gameplay as seen in Borderlands. The problem is that it looks somewhat worse than the 2007 original game which was made 5 years before, although the world is well detailed and imaginative it still feels like a late Playstation 2 game or early Playstation 3 or Xbox 360 game.

It is a shame that this may put off the younger Call of duty loving generation from a good experience but for all of the readers out there with a brain I'm sure you don't need good graphics to make a good game.

Lifespan

This game will last you a couple of hours on the single player campaign as well as a number of hours on the coop campaign (which I haven't played yet). This game might be worth playing once or twice because of it's alternative choices, but I wouldn't say it was a brilliant replay value as these didn't feel as if they would alter the game that much or not at all.

Conclusion

In conclusion I would definitely say the Darkness is worth buying I wouldn't regard it as high as the original but it is by no means by any stretch of the imagination bad. This game is like the 300 of gaming sure it's unrealistic but it's gory, brutal, sexy and fun so it's definitely worth checking out even if you just rent it.

Corrupt Regulator Chronicles 2011

These are the 2011 episodes of The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles with trailers the full thing can be seen on our youtube channel or Psychomantis108's or Swift Frostsaber's channels.

Redemption

Redemption was the first recorded campaign of The Corrupt Regulators, taking place between Blood Harvest and The Sacrifice.

The campaign takes The Hanged Man (as Louis), Drew Lectre (as Bill) and Swift Frostsaber (as Francis) through an abandoned military base where they uncover all sorts of secrets and discoveries.

will The Hanged Man find Happiness?
will Frostsabre find that epic gun he has always sought for?
does anyone give a shit? NO! but please try to watch anyway.

The Sacrifice

The end of the road is only the beginning as The Hanged Man, Swift Frostsaber and Tiff arrive in a hell hole worse than they left they prepare for destiny...

Trailer 1

Trailer 2

Left 4 Cake

Join Swift Frostsaber, The Hanged Man and Jamunition in Appeture Science's new infected hazard course!

Forced to fight their way through the test chambers the 3 must set aside their differences in order to escape.

Trailer 1

Trailer 2

Crash Bandicoot Course

The Hanged Man and Swift Frostsaber make a trip across 90's gaming but it's a lot more deadly than they remember...

Trailer

One 4 Nine

Join The Hanged Man and Jamunition in One 4 Nine where the two uncover an old military base and it's dark secrets...

The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles

Welcome to The Corrupt Regulator Chronicles youtube series here you can view all the videos in 1 place! :D

2011


2012

The diary of little patience...

Dec 05 2161: They threw me out of the vault today I don't know why because I skipped the cutscene... when I press "P" I get a postit that says I have 150 days left to get a "water chip" don't know where to look for one...

Dec 06 2161: After a while I found out how to move... who would have guessed that I needed to point and click? I bumped into a rat and tried to kill it with my bare hands. I wish I had a gun...

Dec 07 2161: I finally got out of that shitty cave! Wait... a map screen? er...

Dec 20 2161: I clicked around and finally found a settlement called "Shady sands" I'll find a "water chip" somewhere.

Dec 20 2161: I punched the gate guard in the face and lost 40 HP while I had to run away...

Dec 29 2161: I finally found "Vault 15" but it's just a crappy shack...

Jan 01 2162: I found out (while clicking aimlessly) that there is hole with a ladder in the crappy shack...

Jan 04 2161: I'm getting somewhere blood rats though... found a cave

Jan 05 2161: Hey there is the vault! 15 it is! Ok now I just got to find the chip!

Jan 05 2161: Aww crap I can't get down the elevator shaft!

Jan 06 2161: I've spent 31 of my 150 days looking for this god damn chip! The only way down is lost! This game is broken!

Jan 10 2161: I've come back to shady sands and they are STILL shooting at me!

Jan 10 2161: I'm travelling south... I only have 5 health...

Jan 26 2161: I found a place called Junktown... but I can't get in because it's nigt time!

Jan 27 2161: Hey I have a gun after all! It was in my inventory! That thing with INV on it! Those assholes let me in told me to put my gun away, when I wouldn't they shot at me so I ran away again :(

Feb 6 2161: This game is crap  I can't find anything so I'm just going to go back to playing COD!

Feb 7 2161: I found "the hub" today I put my gun away and went in this city is quite big... graphics are crappy though...

Feb 10 2161: I gave away all my fucking equipment! SHIT to a merchant! I gave him all my stuff and he didn't give me any caps.

Feb 12 2161: Jesus! I just found ot that their is more than 1 area in the Hubb! God this game is too big!

Feb 13 2161:  I met a mutant named Harold I punched him in the face now I'm being attacked... I didn't get any loot off him...

Feb 14 2161: I found the exit of this shit hole!

Feb 25 2161: I found a place named Necropolis I KNOW this place doesn't have the chip...

Feb 25 2161: I found out that they have god damn zombies here!

Feb 26 2161: Damn I wish I had a gun to take these zombies on.

Feb 27 2161: I went into the sewer and found a bunch of zombies that talked to me... I killed them all... barely.

Feb 28 2161: The player died after getting their ankles nibbled by a rat in the sewer... now that they have failed their 28th play through they are just going to trade the game in...

Links

The Corrupt Regulators (A group that was founded around March 2011, here you can find all sorts of awesome articles and other fun stuff.) - http://cregulators.blogspot.com/
Youtube account (To see us playing left 4 dead and Flight form and The hanged Man did commontaries on "shitty games" for a while) www.youtube.com/user/thecorruptregulators
We also have our own forum http://thecorruptregulators.createmybb3.com

Members
The Hanged Man (The Sten and drunken old grump of the group)
youtube - (Gmod videos, A fallout walk through and some of the corrupt regulator chronicles back ups what can you find there that is good?) www.youtube.com/user/psychomantis108
Blogspot - www.thehangedmanatthegallows.blogspot.com a site of The Hanged Man's domain here you can find a number of things that resemble "I hate monday's" level of maturity.

Jamunition (The ammo precurement specialist)
youtube (Content changes every few months right now he has an awesome stop motion) - www.youtube.com/user/jamunition

Tiff (Owner of the slaver's guild)
youtube (Contains an awesome playthrough of "Bard's tale" for the PS2 as well as a number of other playthroughs) - www.youtube.com/bitchofireland

Swift Flight Form (AKA Frost saber) (Doorstop/Crashes the van/ town drunk)
youtube (an alternative view to Corrupt Regulator Chronicles Redemption and a Portal 2 solution to Wheatley's test Chamber... 19? or was it 16? 18? 21?) - www.youtube.com/user/swiftfrostsaber


Ex members:

Drew Lectre (Former Group captain who supplied witty one liners and drunken banter)
youtube(s) Drew has a number of youtube accounts so I'll link them all
1. This one contains music videos and left 4 dead trailers as well as the ever so awesome Gman... Hitler... Indian... whoever he is. ;) http://www.youtube.com/user/Leerooi
2. This one contains youtube poops and stuff http://www.youtube.com/user/DrewLeybourn )

Krambo (The guy who used to get shit done)
Youtube - Krambo's youtube has quite an awesome selection of things really it's difficult to pin it to just one http://www.youtube.com/user/sammy1233214 see for yourself)

Reference page

Spotted something on the site and thought "hmm I've seen or heard of that before"?

Here is a list of references for you to hunt or check up on.

Cregulator humour page:

Left 4 Dead:

Survivors from hell:

The Speed runner story's intro is a reference to the Speed racer TV show.

"To heal or not to heal" is a reference to the famous quote from Hamlet.

Quotes of the inexperienced:

17. "Oh look it's Santa’s grotto" was a quote from the internet comic, video adaptation Edd Egg the quote was from the episode Missal toe and mine.

27. This was a reference to a ridiculous sever out there in which players can fly the noise it makes is similar to that of flatulence.

41. Is a reference to Einstein’s definition of insanity "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results."

57. Ndubz are a crap band if you haven't heard of them you are lucky.

59. The Crocodile and the child dilemma is a puzzle where a crocodile kidnaps a child and will only give the child back if the father predicts correctly what will become of the child correctly the Crocodile will return the child unharmed however if he gets it wrong the Crocodile will keep the child. There is a paradox, however, in this puzzle if the father predicts that the child won't be set free and he is correct then the crocodile cannot release the child because if he does the fathers prediction would be incorrect. (this also works the other way around)
For more information on this subject see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_Dilemma.

Fallout:
The quote "crap humour crap humour never changes" is a reference to the Fallout tagline "War... war never changes."
Idle thoughts while playing Fallout: 20. Is both in references the Marcus from Fallout new Vegas and The Unwashed Villagers (a Fallout community). Marcus when asked by the Courier about his past will mention a tribal (the Chosen one) and says that he is sure that everything is fine. In Fallout 2, The Chosen one could encounter the unwashed villagers hunting a spammer and aid them if he wished. This kind of mixed the 2 together.

I hate Mondays:

Bus stop zombies:

The quote "When the bus is full the dumb will walk the earth" is a reference to the dawn of the dead quote "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth."

The term 'Shufflers' was in reference to Fallout where 'Shufflers', 'Zombie' or 'Brain eater' are racist terms to call ghouls.

Doomsday theories:
The quote " Look I don't care if you have ignored everything I have said for the past year or so... hear me now... and believe. This Illuminati and their huge following are NOT real... WAKE UP children!" is a reference to Three Dog from Fallout 3 who makes an announcement similar to this about the Enclave.

Idle thoughts while playing Fallout

Note: These are references to ALL the games the old and new so older Fallout fans won't get the Fallout 3 references if you haven't played the game and same goes for Fallout 3 fans who haven't played Fallout 1 or 2.

1. Does Gizmo ever get out of that chair?
2. The lone wanderer: The Chosen one had his highway man... I think I could make a rad racer work.
3. I must have a real soft skull, I've shot plent of people in the head and they don't die immedietley
4. What did I do or say to Ian to make him keep shooting me like that?!
5. More metro tunnels... you would have thought after 200 years they would have shifted all this crap by now.
6. Ah lone surviving dog? I've heard this one before...
7. The Lone wanderer/Courier: why can't I get married?
8. How come my gun goes from being fine one minute to totally destroyed the next?
9. A city of ghouls? Tell me I don't have to kick the Super Mutants out the water shed this time!
10. I should get a check up at the clinic... all this sewer running is so un-couth.
11. I have an Intelligence of 10! Why didn't I get myself a real job?
12. The chosen one: When DID the pip boy 3000 come out? How come I didn't get one?
13. Harold we got to stop meeting like this... people will start to talk.
14. I disarmed the bomb that threatened this piece of shit town why won't you guys talk to me!
15. Hey... why didn't I take a list of Vault locations with me when I went out to look for a water chip?
16. On that topic why didn't those dumb sods make a backup copy of the chip!?
17. Oh god I took a wrong turn I'm in Necropolis... don't make eye contact.
18. How come a guard with a bigass gun can't kill a couple of rad scorpions but I can with my bare hands?!
19. How come there aren't big stocks piles of ammo around like in Left 4 Dead?
20. The Chosen one (in 2281): I wonder what happened to those Villagers I encountered? I bet everything turned out alright. ;)
21. Wait... I left a minigun with Marcus back in 2241! What ever happened to it?!
22. Damn this shop doesn't serv mutants sorry Fawkes...
23. No dogs allowed except guide dogs? BULLSHIT!
24. You know after I let this dog follow me around bad things have been happening...
25. What was in vault 108? Was it the one with 999 women and one man!? *opens door* No... it was the one with all the stupid clones in, some day...
26. I'm so glad there is no thing as insurance these days...or I would go poor from running over that ghoul.
27. Why couldn't the overseer give me a minigun? How am I supposed to find the water chip with this crappy pistol!
28. Oh no my clothes have just suddenly deteriorated!
29. Hey Darkwater didn't need my damn help!
30. I hate walking...
31. What's stopping me from fast traveling away from the Temple of the union?
32. OH NO! Nuka Lurks!
33. The Lone Wanderer: why does everything seem... so inconsistant?
34.

Rules of posting

Rules of posting

First off I would like to announce that I hate rules... but these are more common sense than rules.

I don't think anything here will hinder your creativity and from what I know of this groups current members non of us so far will break any of these but if we get more members it's better to be prepared. After all this is a community site creativity is welcome and so is zany humour!

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Games and activities

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The Corrupt Regulator RPG game

The Corrupt Regulators Role Playing Game

The Corrupt Role Playing Game is a game you can play by yourself, with friends or even online (using chats such as Steam chat/MSN) and it is completely free!

To play you will need: 

The quest sheet

AND THAT'S IT!!!

OK here is how it works, you take the role of a Corrupt Regulator recruit who is on patrol during your patrol you will notice a number of things (quests) which you will have to solve (8 in total).

These will be felonies you see which you will have to solve, to solve them you will have to use your wit to be the biggest bastard you can (yes you read that right). The bigger the bastard you are the more Cregulator points you will get, the player with the most Cregulator points wins! (Or if you are playing on your own you will be able to brag about it to your friend).

Your first step is to create a character, for this we will be using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L system from the Fallout games (there are other games like this that use them...) You will choose 2 S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats to play with (kind of like your tagged skills)

S.P.E.C.I.A.L stands for

Strength - Makes violent options much more effective, this can give you more time to rob people getting you more loot thus giving you more points than usual when stealing or using violent means!

Perception - This is a funny word it means what you can hear, taste or smell perception is surprisingly useful when stealing from your victims as you will always know where the money is you can hear it, smell it or even taste it (yuck) and point to the right pocket every time giving you an extra Cregulator points when stealing!

Endurance - This shows how much of a beating you can take and how tired out you get, if you get tired then angry townsfolk will be able to catch up to you. You will earn extra points when doing anything that involves strength or agility!

Charisma - With this you can do a number of things win fair ladies (or sir gentleman's) heart, get out of fights with bluffing or even con people into giving you there stuff you earn extra points for tricking people.

Intelligence - Being more brainier than your average piers you can take advantage of people, tricking them into doing things buying you time and earning you more points!

Agility- This makes you a speedy little git good for fistycuffs and running away! Agility gets you extra points for any solutions that envolve running away or being quick on your feet... or your head.

Luck - luck doesn't really affect anything but gives you +1 extra Cregulator point each time.

OK picked 2? GOOD now you will need to name your character (yes you have to be human since everyone trusts super mutants making it unfair)

Now you can play it 2 ways

1 the dungeon master: If you have a dungeon master this person will have to sit out and make up the story as he goes, he will also award points based on which player was the biggest bastard and will also remember the S.P.E.C.I.A.L sheet.

2 The Codex: If you are alone or with so few players that a dungeon master won't work then this is the better option it is all in the tables placed around the quests.

Now lets make sure we understand the rules

Practice quest: You are walking down the road when 2 men are fighting over a loaf of bread, you approach them and ask 'who's bread is that?' both reply at the same time 'It's mine!' it is now up to you to diffuse the situation.

*Now this is where you would decide what you would do for example a good regulator would break the bread in two and share it... but you aren't a good regulator you are a Corrupt Regulator and it's time you start acting like one!

Now you could give the bread to one person and solve the argument... but you could give it to the thief at least you are pleasing someone... right?

OR you could be a complete bastard and hog the bread to yourself earning you more Cregulator points + any S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats which apply! You could even go the extra mile by punching both men in the face for 'bothering you over such a trivial matter' and take the bread yourself... you know after stealing a few things off there person before you walk off into the sunset.

Each player will describe what they do and then either ask the dungeon master or consult the codex

This is where the dungeon master comes into play you can choose what happens next, if you choose for that player who is stealing to be caught by a slightly dazed townsfolk you can allow that player to earn more points or cause him his doom!

If you don't have a dungeon master consult the codex:

Result (This is the number of things that can happen if these conditions are met you will earn more Cregulator points)	Cregulator points (This is how many Cregulator points are rewarded for said action)	Extra information (This will tell you if you have any S.P.E.C.I.A.L points added)
Someone got hurt	+5 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength and attributes +1 if you have endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L
1 person ended up worse off than he was before.	+3 points
Both people ended up worse off.	+6 points
1 person had there pockets ransacked.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
Both people have had there pockets ransacked	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You are better off than you were before.	+1 point

Ah my little pupil is finally grown up and ready to take on the responsibilities of being a Cregulator good luck player/dungeon master!

You are now ready to go out into the big wide world...

Quest 1: You see a young business man trying to get past a horde of bus stop zombies, you can tell the bus is going to leave in a few seconds and your intervention could mean that he makes it to his bus.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up all the zombies	+7 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength and +1 if you have endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You made the business man miss his bus.	+2 points	+1 point if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You put the bus out of service.	+8 points	If you used Violent means and have Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L then you earn +2 points if you tricked the buss driver with intelligence or charisma you earn +2.
You nicked some things off the zombies after kicking the crap out of them.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You beat up the business man	+3 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.
You are better off than you were before.	+1 point
You looted the business man after beating him up.	+2 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

You see an old lady riding around on a mobility scooter at 20MPH on a pavement she could hurt someone if she continues.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the old lady	+8 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength and +1 if you have endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You have made it so she cannot user her mobility scooter again.	+5 points	+2 point if you chose Intelligence and broke the electronics +2 points if you chose Strength and smashed the scooter and +3 points if you chose Agility and rode away on it if you did either of these and have endurance you will gain +1 points in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You let her carry on.	+5 points
You nicked some things off the old lady after kicking the crap out of her.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You beat up the pedestrians	+2 points	+2 points if you chose Strength attributes you gain +1 points for having endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
You blamed the old lady for the pedestrians being in such a bad way.	+1 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You stole off the pedestrians after beating them up.	+2 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 3: You witness a bank robbery in progress, you notice as well that there is a vehicle with the doors wide open and the keys in the ignition outside which is most likely the escape vehicle you can go in and stop it or you could wait for them to come out and chase after them.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the bank robbers	+3 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You have made it so the bank robbers cannot escape in their get away vehicle.	+5 points	+2 point if you chose Intelligence and broke the electronics on there  get away vehicle +2 points if you chose Strength and smashed the engine and +3 points if you chose Agility and drove off away on it in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You let them carry on.	+3 points
You nicked some money out of the bank while everyone was distracted or stole money off the crooks you just arrested.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You beat up the bankers.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You helped the bankers rob the bank by cutting a deal.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You stole all the money for yourself.	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 4: You are on your way to have lunch at 11AM and you are pulled over by a guy with a gun he tells you to give him all your money.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the mugger	+8 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You have shot the mugger with his own gun.	+5 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and convinced him to give you the gun first +3 points if you chose Strength and beat him up then took the gun and shot him.
You gave them your money.	+1 points
You you convinced them that you have nothing worth stealing.	+3 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the mugger after beating him up or killing him with his own gun.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You cut a deal to let the mugger continue as long as he gave you a bit of the profits.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You stole all the money for yourself and took over his mugging spot over your lunch break.	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 5: You are drunk on duty and the local residence association's leader has caught you, she is going to bring this up at the next commit meeting how do you stop her?

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the old biddy	+5 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You tell her that you are not a Corrupt Regulator really and you actually belong to another clan.	+7 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and  +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you blame a Modern Warfare clan.
You gave them your money as a bribe.	+1 points
You you convinced them that you aren't really drunk and that you are undercover.	+3 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the old bat after beating her up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You cut a deal so the residence association leaves you alone and will promote the cause.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You burn the residence association to the ground.	+8 points	+2 points if you chose Strength and +2 points if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 6: You are in year 8 science class (you are a Cregulator, you are twelve years old!) and your teecher catches you using school computers to access our crappy site.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the nosy git	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You tell him you are studying the group like people do with chimps.	+7 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you actually say it's an experiment of some kind.
You get back to work.	+1 points
You ask them to shut up it's hard to concentrate with all that shouting.	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the teacher after after beating them up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You agree to never go on the website again but you go on another website.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You skip school and spend the rest of your life as a stoner.	+2 points

Quest 7: You are in a queue waiting to use the computer and someone in front of you has shut down and walks away.

*meaning you are going to have to wait for it to boot again!*

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up "Lord loading screen"	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes you get +1 point extra for each creative way of imprinting pain!
You insult him and rant in his face until the loading screen comes up.	+6 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you actually say it's an experiment of some kind.
You wait for the computer to boot without reacting.	+1 points
You won't do anything today but next time you will press CTRL+ALT+DEL+DEL before he has access. (Or fuck up the computer in any other way.)	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the lord after beating him up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You won't hurt him... but you will ruin his life.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You cry and howl at the moon.	+2 points

Quest 8:

*before I begin quest 8 you must understand, this is the final mother load of all problems. The biggest problem of them all!*

You burned your toast!

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You punch the bread until it is smashed into nothing.	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You convince someone to take it off you and eat it.	+7 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you actually say it's an experiment of some kind.
You eat it.	+1 points
You force someone to eat it.	+5 points	+2 Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the toast of crumbs after beating it up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You come up with an ingenious insult for the toast.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You don't do anything but you DO mutter under your breath "I hate my life".	+2 points

Congratulations you have completed the Corrupt Regulator RPG game!

Now you add up your score with your friend and compare the results... oh he got bored an left?

WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN!!!

Disclaimers:

Creation of content: This does not use anyone else’s RPG as a template I wrote this myself, some other RPG's have inspired it's creation.

If you wish to use this "RPG game" as a template then you may so long as you give this site credit and/or link to this page. (Thank you)


NOTE ON CONTENT OF THE GAME: The Corrupt Regulator RPG game may feature writings expressing anti social or downright illegal behaviour but it DOES NOT encourage it.

Anyone who reads this and cannot understand that it is for entertainment purposes should not play it. This includes nay Sayers who criticise the game as "glorifying anti social behaviour" as it does not do this, it is fictional and is aimed to be a joke there is nothing on this page that states this is acceptable behaviour.

Anyone who reads this and within ten minutes gets arrested for beating up an old lady cannot hold this page responsible; there is no part in this game that states "now for your next task beat up an old lady." THUS anything you do after/during the play through of this game is YOUR FAULT.