The diary of little patience...

Dec 05 2161: They threw me out of the vault today I don't know why because I skipped the cutscene... when I press "P" I get a postit that says I have 150 days left to get a "water chip" don't know where to look for one...

Dec 06 2161: After a while I found out how to move... who would have guessed that I needed to point and click? I bumped into a rat and tried to kill it with my bare hands. I wish I had a gun...

Dec 07 2161: I finally got out of that shitty cave! Wait... a map screen? er...

Dec 20 2161: I clicked around and finally found a settlement called "Shady sands" I'll find a "water chip" somewhere.

Dec 20 2161: I punched the gate guard in the face and lost 40 HP while I had to run away...

Dec 29 2161: I finally found "Vault 15" but it's just a crappy shack...

Jan 01 2162: I found out (while clicking aimlessly) that there is hole with a ladder in the crappy shack...

Jan 04 2161: I'm getting somewhere blood rats though... found a cave

Jan 05 2161: Hey there is the vault! 15 it is! Ok now I just got to find the chip!

Jan 05 2161: Aww crap I can't get down the elevator shaft!

Jan 06 2161: I've spent 31 of my 150 days looking for this god damn chip! The only way down is lost! This game is broken!

Jan 10 2161: I've come back to shady sands and they are STILL shooting at me!

Jan 10 2161: I'm travelling south... I only have 5 health...

Jan 26 2161: I found a place called Junktown... but I can't get in because it's nigt time!

Jan 27 2161: Hey I have a gun after all! It was in my inventory! That thing with INV on it! Those assholes let me in told me to put my gun away, when I wouldn't they shot at me so I ran away again :(

Feb 6 2161: This game is crap  I can't find anything so I'm just going to go back to playing COD!

Feb 7 2161: I found "the hub" today I put my gun away and went in this city is quite big... graphics are crappy though...

Feb 10 2161: I gave away all my fucking equipment! SHIT to a merchant! I gave him all my stuff and he didn't give me any caps.

Feb 12 2161: Jesus! I just found ot that their is more than 1 area in the Hubb! God this game is too big!

Feb 13 2161:  I met a mutant named Harold I punched him in the face now I'm being attacked... I didn't get any loot off him...

Feb 14 2161: I found the exit of this shit hole!

Feb 25 2161: I found a place named Necropolis I KNOW this place doesn't have the chip...

Feb 25 2161: I found out that they have god damn zombies here!

Feb 26 2161: Damn I wish I had a gun to take these zombies on.

Feb 27 2161: I went into the sewer and found a bunch of zombies that talked to me... I killed them all... barely.

Feb 28 2161: The player died after getting their ankles nibbled by a rat in the sewer... now that they have failed their 28th play through they are just going to trade the game in...

Links

The Corrupt Regulators (A group that was founded around March 2011, here you can find all sorts of awesome articles and other fun stuff.) - http://cregulators.blogspot.com/
Youtube account (To see us playing left 4 dead and Flight form and The hanged Man did commontaries on "shitty games" for a while) www.youtube.com/user/thecorruptregulators
We also have our own forum http://thecorruptregulators.createmybb3.com

Members
The Hanged Man (The Sten and drunken old grump of the group)
youtube - (Gmod videos, A fallout walk through and some of the corrupt regulator chronicles back ups what can you find there that is good?) www.youtube.com/user/psychomantis108
Blogspot - www.thehangedmanatthegallows.blogspot.com a site of The Hanged Man's domain here you can find a number of things that resemble "I hate monday's" level of maturity.

Jamunition (The ammo precurement specialist)
youtube (Content changes every few months right now he has an awesome stop motion) - www.youtube.com/user/jamunition

Tiff (Owner of the slaver's guild)
youtube (Contains an awesome playthrough of "Bard's tale" for the PS2 as well as a number of other playthroughs) - www.youtube.com/bitchofireland

Swift Flight Form (AKA Frost saber) (Doorstop/Crashes the van/ town drunk)
youtube (an alternative view to Corrupt Regulator Chronicles Redemption and a Portal 2 solution to Wheatley's test Chamber... 19? or was it 16? 18? 21?) - www.youtube.com/user/swiftfrostsaber


Ex members:

Drew Lectre (Former Group captain who supplied witty one liners and drunken banter)
youtube(s) Drew has a number of youtube accounts so I'll link them all
1. This one contains music videos and left 4 dead trailers as well as the ever so awesome Gman... Hitler... Indian... whoever he is. ;) http://www.youtube.com/user/Leerooi
2. This one contains youtube poops and stuff http://www.youtube.com/user/DrewLeybourn )

Krambo (The guy who used to get shit done)
Youtube - Krambo's youtube has quite an awesome selection of things really it's difficult to pin it to just one http://www.youtube.com/user/sammy1233214 see for yourself)

Reference page

Spotted something on the site and thought "hmm I've seen or heard of that before"?

Here is a list of references for you to hunt or check up on.

Cregulator humour page:

Left 4 Dead:

Survivors from hell:

The Speed runner story's intro is a reference to the Speed racer TV show.

"To heal or not to heal" is a reference to the famous quote from Hamlet.

Quotes of the inexperienced:

17. "Oh look it's Santa’s grotto" was a quote from the internet comic, video adaptation Edd Egg the quote was from the episode Missal toe and mine.

27. This was a reference to a ridiculous sever out there in which players can fly the noise it makes is similar to that of flatulence.

41. Is a reference to Einstein’s definition of insanity "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results."

57. Ndubz are a crap band if you haven't heard of them you are lucky.

59. The Crocodile and the child dilemma is a puzzle where a crocodile kidnaps a child and will only give the child back if the father predicts correctly what will become of the child correctly the Crocodile will return the child unharmed however if he gets it wrong the Crocodile will keep the child. There is a paradox, however, in this puzzle if the father predicts that the child won't be set free and he is correct then the crocodile cannot release the child because if he does the fathers prediction would be incorrect. (this also works the other way around)
For more information on this subject see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_Dilemma.

Fallout:
The quote "crap humour crap humour never changes" is a reference to the Fallout tagline "War... war never changes."
Idle thoughts while playing Fallout: 20. Is both in references the Marcus from Fallout new Vegas and The Unwashed Villagers (a Fallout community). Marcus when asked by the Courier about his past will mention a tribal (the Chosen one) and says that he is sure that everything is fine. In Fallout 2, The Chosen one could encounter the unwashed villagers hunting a spammer and aid them if he wished. This kind of mixed the 2 together.

I hate Mondays:

Bus stop zombies:

The quote "When the bus is full the dumb will walk the earth" is a reference to the dawn of the dead quote "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth."

The term 'Shufflers' was in reference to Fallout where 'Shufflers', 'Zombie' or 'Brain eater' are racist terms to call ghouls.

Doomsday theories:
The quote " Look I don't care if you have ignored everything I have said for the past year or so... hear me now... and believe. This Illuminati and their huge following are NOT real... WAKE UP children!" is a reference to Three Dog from Fallout 3 who makes an announcement similar to this about the Enclave.

Idle thoughts while playing Fallout

Note: These are references to ALL the games the old and new so older Fallout fans won't get the Fallout 3 references if you haven't played the game and same goes for Fallout 3 fans who haven't played Fallout 1 or 2.

1. Does Gizmo ever get out of that chair?
2. The lone wanderer: The Chosen one had his highway man... I think I could make a rad racer work.
3. I must have a real soft skull, I've shot plent of people in the head and they don't die immedietley
4. What did I do or say to Ian to make him keep shooting me like that?!
5. More metro tunnels... you would have thought after 200 years they would have shifted all this crap by now.
6. Ah lone surviving dog? I've heard this one before...
7. The Lone wanderer/Courier: why can't I get married?
8. How come my gun goes from being fine one minute to totally destroyed the next?
9. A city of ghouls? Tell me I don't have to kick the Super Mutants out the water shed this time!
10. I should get a check up at the clinic... all this sewer running is so un-couth.
11. I have an Intelligence of 10! Why didn't I get myself a real job?
12. The chosen one: When DID the pip boy 3000 come out? How come I didn't get one?
13. Harold we got to stop meeting like this... people will start to talk.
14. I disarmed the bomb that threatened this piece of shit town why won't you guys talk to me!
15. Hey... why didn't I take a list of Vault locations with me when I went out to look for a water chip?
16. On that topic why didn't those dumb sods make a backup copy of the chip!?
17. Oh god I took a wrong turn I'm in Necropolis... don't make eye contact.
18. How come a guard with a bigass gun can't kill a couple of rad scorpions but I can with my bare hands?!
19. How come there aren't big stocks piles of ammo around like in Left 4 Dead?
20. The Chosen one (in 2281): I wonder what happened to those Villagers I encountered? I bet everything turned out alright. ;)
21. Wait... I left a minigun with Marcus back in 2241! What ever happened to it?!
22. Damn this shop doesn't serv mutants sorry Fawkes...
23. No dogs allowed except guide dogs? BULLSHIT!
24. You know after I let this dog follow me around bad things have been happening...
25. What was in vault 108? Was it the one with 999 women and one man!? *opens door* No... it was the one with all the stupid clones in, some day...
26. I'm so glad there is no thing as insurance these days...or I would go poor from running over that ghoul.
27. Why couldn't the overseer give me a minigun? How am I supposed to find the water chip with this crappy pistol!
28. Oh no my clothes have just suddenly deteriorated!
29. Hey Darkwater didn't need my damn help!
30. I hate walking...
31. What's stopping me from fast traveling away from the Temple of the union?
32. OH NO! Nuka Lurks!
33. The Lone Wanderer: why does everything seem... so inconsistant?
34.

Rules of posting

Rules of posting

First off I would like to announce that I hate rules... but these are more common sense than rules.

I don't think anything here will hinder your creativity and from what I know of this groups current members non of us so far will break any of these but if we get more members it's better to be prepared. After all this is a community site creativity is welcome and so is zany humour!

But somethings are just going too far... remember we are NOT 4chan...

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Don't be offensive towards things that people don't choose this can mean race, disability, gender or even age. Although some people like making fun of themselves which is acceptable but don't go too far! Don't make pages in-sighting racial hatred or anything like that!

Don't be an ass

This is a simple rule don't spam, don't create pages that are clutter or deface someone else's work and don't delete anything even if it is your own work without consulting people first! Remember to show respect to other members (even ones you don't like) any pages in sighting hatred to a fellow member will be taken down and it's creator banned.

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Don't promote illegal or offensive things on this site this can be anything from pornography (especially illegal) to promoting illegal download sites.

Don't be difficult

If someone tries to get you to stop doing something THEN STOP! Don't boo people off of this site for being themselves, if someone says they like something that you don't tough this isn't primary school!

and lastly...

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If you know something is going to land you in hot water then save yourself  time and don't do it! There are plenty of sites out there that encourage trolling so go join one of those!

Games and activities

Here you can play our games we have made and enjoy a number of a activities made by the members

The Corrupt Regulator RPG game

The Corrupt Regulators Role Playing Game

The Corrupt Role Playing Game is a game you can play by yourself, with friends or even online (using chats such as Steam chat/MSN) and it is completely free!

To play you will need: 

The quest sheet

AND THAT'S IT!!!

OK here is how it works, you take the role of a Corrupt Regulator recruit who is on patrol during your patrol you will notice a number of things (quests) which you will have to solve (8 in total).

These will be felonies you see which you will have to solve, to solve them you will have to use your wit to be the biggest bastard you can (yes you read that right). The bigger the bastard you are the more Cregulator points you will get, the player with the most Cregulator points wins! (Or if you are playing on your own you will be able to brag about it to your friend).

Your first step is to create a character, for this we will be using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L system from the Fallout games (there are other games like this that use them...) You will choose 2 S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats to play with (kind of like your tagged skills)

S.P.E.C.I.A.L stands for

Strength - Makes violent options much more effective, this can give you more time to rob people getting you more loot thus giving you more points than usual when stealing or using violent means!

Perception - This is a funny word it means what you can hear, taste or smell perception is surprisingly useful when stealing from your victims as you will always know where the money is you can hear it, smell it or even taste it (yuck) and point to the right pocket every time giving you an extra Cregulator points when stealing!

Endurance - This shows how much of a beating you can take and how tired out you get, if you get tired then angry townsfolk will be able to catch up to you. You will earn extra points when doing anything that involves strength or agility!

Charisma - With this you can do a number of things win fair ladies (or sir gentleman's) heart, get out of fights with bluffing or even con people into giving you there stuff you earn extra points for tricking people.

Intelligence - Being more brainier than your average piers you can take advantage of people, tricking them into doing things buying you time and earning you more points!

Agility- This makes you a speedy little git good for fistycuffs and running away! Agility gets you extra points for any solutions that envolve running away or being quick on your feet... or your head.

Luck - luck doesn't really affect anything but gives you +1 extra Cregulator point each time.

OK picked 2? GOOD now you will need to name your character (yes you have to be human since everyone trusts super mutants making it unfair)

Now you can play it 2 ways

1 the dungeon master: If you have a dungeon master this person will have to sit out and make up the story as he goes, he will also award points based on which player was the biggest bastard and will also remember the S.P.E.C.I.A.L sheet.

2 The Codex: If you are alone or with so few players that a dungeon master won't work then this is the better option it is all in the tables placed around the quests.

Now lets make sure we understand the rules

Practice quest: You are walking down the road when 2 men are fighting over a loaf of bread, you approach them and ask 'who's bread is that?' both reply at the same time 'It's mine!' it is now up to you to diffuse the situation.

*Now this is where you would decide what you would do for example a good regulator would break the bread in two and share it... but you aren't a good regulator you are a Corrupt Regulator and it's time you start acting like one!

Now you could give the bread to one person and solve the argument... but you could give it to the thief at least you are pleasing someone... right?

OR you could be a complete bastard and hog the bread to yourself earning you more Cregulator points + any S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats which apply! You could even go the extra mile by punching both men in the face for 'bothering you over such a trivial matter' and take the bread yourself... you know after stealing a few things off there person before you walk off into the sunset.

Each player will describe what they do and then either ask the dungeon master or consult the codex

This is where the dungeon master comes into play you can choose what happens next, if you choose for that player who is stealing to be caught by a slightly dazed townsfolk you can allow that player to earn more points or cause him his doom!

If you don't have a dungeon master consult the codex:

Result (This is the number of things that can happen if these conditions are met you will earn more Cregulator points)	Cregulator points (This is how many Cregulator points are rewarded for said action)	Extra information (This will tell you if you have any S.P.E.C.I.A.L points added)
Someone got hurt	+5 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength and attributes +1 if you have endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L
1 person ended up worse off than he was before.	+3 points
Both people ended up worse off.	+6 points
1 person had there pockets ransacked.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
Both people have had there pockets ransacked	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You are better off than you were before.	+1 point

Ah my little pupil is finally grown up and ready to take on the responsibilities of being a Cregulator good luck player/dungeon master!

You are now ready to go out into the big wide world...

Quest 1: You see a young business man trying to get past a horde of bus stop zombies, you can tell the bus is going to leave in a few seconds and your intervention could mean that he makes it to his bus.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up all the zombies	+7 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength and +1 if you have endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You made the business man miss his bus.	+2 points	+1 point if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You put the bus out of service.	+8 points	If you used Violent means and have Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L then you earn +2 points if you tricked the buss driver with intelligence or charisma you earn +2.
You nicked some things off the zombies after kicking the crap out of them.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You beat up the business man	+3 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.
You are better off than you were before.	+1 point
You looted the business man after beating him up.	+2 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

You see an old lady riding around on a mobility scooter at 20MPH on a pavement she could hurt someone if she continues.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the old lady	+8 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength and +1 if you have endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You have made it so she cannot user her mobility scooter again.	+5 points	+2 point if you chose Intelligence and broke the electronics +2 points if you chose Strength and smashed the scooter and +3 points if you chose Agility and rode away on it if you did either of these and have endurance you will gain +1 points in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You let her carry on.	+5 points
You nicked some things off the old lady after kicking the crap out of her.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You beat up the pedestrians	+2 points	+2 points if you chose Strength attributes you gain +1 points for having endurance in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
You blamed the old lady for the pedestrians being in such a bad way.	+1 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You stole off the pedestrians after beating them up.	+2 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 3: You witness a bank robbery in progress, you notice as well that there is a vehicle with the doors wide open and the keys in the ignition outside which is most likely the escape vehicle you can go in and stop it or you could wait for them to come out and chase after them.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the bank robbers	+3 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You have made it so the bank robbers cannot escape in their get away vehicle.	+5 points	+2 point if you chose Intelligence and broke the electronics on there  get away vehicle +2 points if you chose Strength and smashed the engine and +3 points if you chose Agility and drove off away on it in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You let them carry on.	+3 points
You nicked some money out of the bank while everyone was distracted or stole money off the crooks you just arrested.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You beat up the bankers.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You helped the bankers rob the bank by cutting a deal.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You stole all the money for yourself.	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 4: You are on your way to have lunch at 11AM and you are pulled over by a guy with a gun he tells you to give him all your money.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the mugger	+8 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You have shot the mugger with his own gun.	+5 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and convinced him to give you the gun first +3 points if you chose Strength and beat him up then took the gun and shot him.
You gave them your money.	+1 points
You you convinced them that you have nothing worth stealing.	+3 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the mugger after beating him up or killing him with his own gun.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You cut a deal to let the mugger continue as long as he gave you a bit of the profits.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You stole all the money for yourself and took over his mugging spot over your lunch break.	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 5: You are drunk on duty and the local residence association's leader has caught you, she is going to bring this up at the next commit meeting how do you stop her?

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the old biddy	+5 points	+2 points  if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You tell her that you are not a Corrupt Regulator really and you actually belong to another clan.	+7 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and  +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you blame a Modern Warfare clan.
You gave them your money as a bribe.	+1 points
You you convinced them that you aren't really drunk and that you are undercover.	+3 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the old bat after beating her up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You cut a deal so the residence association leaves you alone and will promote the cause.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You burn the residence association to the ground.	+8 points	+2 points if you chose Strength and +2 points if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes.

Quest 6: You are in year 8 science class (you are a Cregulator, you are twelve years old!) and your teecher catches you using school computers to access our crappy site.

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up the nosy git	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You tell him you are studying the group like people do with chimps.	+7 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you actually say it's an experiment of some kind.
You get back to work.	+1 points
You ask them to shut up it's hard to concentrate with all that shouting.	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the teacher after after beating them up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You agree to never go on the website again but you go on another website.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You skip school and spend the rest of your life as a stoner.	+2 points

Quest 7: You are in a queue waiting to use the computer and someone in front of you has shut down and walks away.

*meaning you are going to have to wait for it to boot again!*

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You beat up "Lord loading screen"	+7 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes you get +1 point extra for each creative way of imprinting pain!
You insult him and rant in his face until the loading screen comes up.	+6 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you actually say it's an experiment of some kind.
You wait for the computer to boot without reacting.	+1 points
You won't do anything today but next time you will press CTRL+ALT+DEL+DEL before he has access. (Or fuck up the computer in any other way.)	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Charisma or Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the lord after beating him up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You won't hurt him... but you will ruin his life.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Intelligence in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You cry and howl at the moon.	+2 points

Quest 8:

*before I begin quest 8 you must understand, this is the final mother load of all problems. The biggest problem of them all!*

You burned your toast!

Result	Cregulator points	Extra information
You punch the bread until it is smashed into nothing.	+5 points	+2 points if you chose Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You convince someone to take it off you and eat it.	+7 points	+3 point if you chose Intelligence and +3 points if you chose Charisma an extra point if you actually say it's an experiment of some kind.
You eat it.	+1 points
You force someone to eat it.	+5 points	+2 Strength in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You looted the toast of crumbs after beating it up.	+4 points	+2 points if you chose Perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L attributes
You come up with an ingenious insult for the toast.	+6 point	+2 points if you chose Charisma in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
You don't do anything but you DO mutter under your breath "I hate my life".	+2 points

Congratulations you have completed the Corrupt Regulator RPG game!

Now you add up your score with your friend and compare the results... oh he got bored an left?

WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN!!!

Disclaimers:

Creation of content: This does not use anyone else’s RPG as a template I wrote this myself, some other RPG's have inspired it's creation.

If you wish to use this "RPG game" as a template then you may so long as you give this site credit and/or link to this page. (Thank you)


NOTE ON CONTENT OF THE GAME: The Corrupt Regulator RPG game may feature writings expressing anti social or downright illegal behaviour but it DOES NOT encourage it.

Anyone who reads this and cannot understand that it is for entertainment purposes should not play it. This includes nay Sayers who criticise the game as "glorifying anti social behaviour" as it does not do this, it is fictional and is aimed to be a joke there is nothing on this page that states this is acceptable behaviour.

Anyone who reads this and within ten minutes gets arrested for beating up an old lady cannot hold this page responsible; there is no part in this game that states "now for your next task beat up an old lady." THUS anything you do after/during the play through of this game is YOUR FAULT.